The Three Widows!

Once upon a time, in a far far away village there lived 3 widows who went by the name's Margret, Betty and Ann. All three ladies grew up in this same small town and were best friends since high school. So i know what your thinking, what is so different about these ladies, well lets just say they like to use magic! Also to be a widow that means you have to have been married and then your husband die, the question is how did these three ladies husband's die, and why wasn't there a funeral service for them?
It all starts on a bright and sunny day (which is weird cause most bad things happen on dark and stormy nights) but anyways, Margret, Betty and Ann were preparing their husband's lunch sacks for the day as the men got ready for work. (haven't caught on they all live together) Standing in the kitchen waiting by the door the ladies held out their husbands lunch as they ran down the stairs, kissed their wives, and headed out the door for work. After watching their husbands pull out of the drive, Margret turns to Betty and Ann with a sigh of relief. "Dont get me wrong i love Keith to death" says Margret "but sometimes it's like he is nothing but a robot. Sometimes i even think to myself how much happier, and richer at that, i would be without him." Saying that Betty turns to Ann and says how she thinks the same about Matthew. Realizing Ann has been left out she soon agrees about Michael. With all that said Margret gets an idea. She turns to the girls and says "that's it! We all love our husbands to death!!!"
The three girls spend the rest of their day mixing potions and practicing spells to make things short, simple and sweet. As the time gets closer to their husbands getting off they soon begin to start preparing super. They decide to make things really special for the guys tonight so they cooked a huge meal of everything possible that they knew their husbands liked. It was six o'clock on the dot as the guys pulled into the drive. "Right on time" says Betty to the girls. The men walk into the house surprised to see things different. The house smelled of sweet rich potatoes, the chairs were shinning and the table was set for three. Scared to ask questions the men set themselves at their usual spots and get ready to dig in. After Keith says the lords prayer the men of course dont hesitate and dig in, puzzled they look at the girls and ask why their not eating. Thinking of the first thing at hand Ann answers with "we spent all day preparing dinner for yall, not for us." After i few short seconds the men say ok and continue to eat. The girls then shoot each other a look, surprised to see how gullible the men were being today. It was minutes later when the men were finally done eating of course leaving no left overs. As they begin to stand up Michael realizes all of a sudden his stomach hurts. Then Matthew realizes his stomach hurts also. Tired and sick the two guys head off to bed as Betty and Ann follow behind to make sure their ok. Margret begins to clear the table surprised to see that keith is feeling just fine and helping clean up at that. The table is cleared and the dishes are put up when finally Betty and Ann come back down the stairs jumping and yelling for joy as the plan worked. Surprised to see Margret standing over the sink. Confused they run to Margret and ask what is wrong. Turning to the girls with a tear rolling a slight smirk on her face Margret answers with "your right girls the plan worked"
So what really happened? Did the three witches kill their husbands? Or was it some kind of freak accident? No one will ever really know, but the people of the small village smile and wave as the three widows walk by, knowing just maybe it pays off to stay on their good side!