Upper West Side

Sugar

Hello my name is Sugar. So right now i probably dont look like your average kitty but i normally dont look this bad i promise. You see it all started this morning when i woke up. I went to the kitchen to get my breakfast but while walking past the counter someone spilt syrup all over my cute and furry head! I went into my house to try and lick clean but my tongue could not reach the top of my head, so i started to use my paws to try and comb my hair down but instead i ended up spreading the syrup around and making not only my hair but also my ears stick up. I stayed in my house until the family left for their daily activities, then i went and used my paws to turn on the bath tub (i know what your thinking cats dont like water but this cat does!) After letting the water fill up i hopped into the tub trying to clean myself off, but did it help NO!! I got out of the bath and threw a towel over my little body, walked into the living room wet sticky and mad only to see the family back dressed in their sunday best taking pictures. I tried to run away so they wouldn't see how ridiculous i looked but did it work?! NO!! instead they swooped me up and before i knew it they were snapping pictures! All i have to say is this better not be the Christmas cards for this year!!